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at 10:22 - 20th, May 2009
I've been watching a lot of law and order special victims unit.
for those not in the know it deals a lot with rape cases, sexual abuse, child pornography and very gruesome murders. i like it because one, it has ice t as a main/supporting actor, as well as a lot of the cast of OZ (HBO show about a prison) and 2 because the show is a lot grittier than other crime shows.

i was just checking my google analytics for search results, it shows what people search for to get to your site and this is what came up.

this is in the last 7 days
search typed | hits | % of total hits
car 38 11.59%
spinning as we go 35 10.67%
"spinning as we go" 21 6.40%
kids naked | 10 3.05%
yesthisbig | 7 | 2.13%

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News comment 1 | User comment 1030 | 10:42 - 20th, May 2009

Wow, how did that happen. Don't remember any posts relating to or referencing kids. Don't even think there's a comment which would trip that kinda search.

Alex Alex
News comment 2 | User comment 4840 | 10:45 - 20th, May 2009

Alex Alex
News comment 3 | User comment 4840 | 10:54 - 20th, May 2009

though i think they've been coming here for another reason...

Curt Curt
News comment 4 | User comment 281 | 11:38 - 20th, May 2009

I totally forgot about Analytics. I just went into mine to compare what crazy searches I've got and most of them are pretty benign, but here are the oddest ones:

how to make a lego head taller
silent boiling water
symbols on the glass roman die?

Curt Curt
News comment 5 | User comment 281 | 11:44 - 20th, May 2009

Checking further back in history, I found this:

curts chainsaws

I think I just found a new line of work!

More funny/odd ones:

does ozzy actually play wow?
bastment granny
curts camera coral
bill gates on purpose
curt in decimal
video games with cats and remotes

Alex Alex
News comment 6 | User comment 4840 | 11:45 - 20th, May 2009


for the longest time christophe's "I came buckets" post was the highest searched thing on the site

it's third now with this
"i came buckets" 179 5.80%

Curt Curt
News comment 7 | User comment 281 | 11:57 - 20th, May 2009

The highest searched one on mine is "Savage Worlds Macross", which has been searched for quite a lot, actually. "Space Marine Costume" is a close runner up.

Here's some more:

do squid have elbows
wrist mounted flame thrower plans
rickroll you can't close

Alex Alex
News comment 8 | User comment 4840 | 12:00 - 20th, May 2009

very nice very random
you ever try to look for those on google looking for your site and where they are in the rankings?

some people have to go through 3-4 pages before they come to my results.

might have to do with different google server though, ca vs com

Curt Curt
News comment 9 | User comment 281 | 13:06 - 20th, May 2009

I haven't really tried. I should, though. I might someday need to know what ranking I have when people search for "Do squid have elbows?" ;)

Alex Alex
News comment 10 | User comment 4840 | 13:58 - 20th, May 2009

i think it's important to know exactly where i stand on the "i came buckets" search in google's ranking.

i'm just interested in how much porn traffic i get. not nearly as much as i would like but i guess that's because i don't really advertise on any porn sites or have words like BIG FAT DONKEY DICK on my site.

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