Lara Croft:

She is: Clearly deep in an ornately hewn oaken closet, Lady Croft is rarely seen with male companions and when she is, she ends up shooting them. She spent time at an all girls school and was dorm mates with hot bad ass Amanda Evert. Need we say more?

She isn't: We can't think of many reasons why Lara Croft couldn't be a closeted lesbian. She breaks gender role stereotypes, rocks it on a motorbike, wears boots and has to be shoehorned into high heel shoes by her butler? nuff said.

Samus:

She is: She's a kick ass bounty hunter like Domino, only in a cool suit and without the 'issues'. She was allegedly referred to as male in the instruction booklet for the first game - must have got her cute dyke butchness confused. Samus is also a lone wolf type, which is what Hollywood love doing to lesbians too. Like Jade, Alyx and Lara, Samus fits the 'lone lesbian' stereotype because you can't truly be a media lesbian alone because there's no one else to be lesbian with.

She isn't: For the same reason Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace from Battlestar Galactica isn't? this reason: "Frak knows" and with regards to the Metroid universe and BSG universe Kevin Keene is no different to Sam Anders... word!

Tifa Lockheart:

She is: She's just got that whole vibe, even though she has the Cloud thing happening and she wears a mini skirt that's more like a belt. Her and Cloud are more like best friends than lovers. Second to this she runs a bar called '7th Heaven', which let's face it is probably owned by someone named Dawn Denbo and her lover Cindy.

She isn't: She's a bit like Trinity in the Matrix.. she's got the total vibe, but she's always giving the googy eye to a boy, so she's clearly no dyke.

Samus and Zelda? NOOOO im just you guys never would have seen the signs??!!

hot

wow!

this is the stupidest/most insulting thing i have ever seen as both a gamer and a man...

+10 points

in all seriousness though im really surprised 4chan hasnt demolished this place yet

how is this insulting?
aside from it being a joke, i think they look for any reason to say this character is lesbian.


kinda silly if anything.

Tifa is not a lesbian okay, she and Cloud are totally an item. How else can you explain that boy in Advent Children? Why did he have the same affliction as his "father?" and why else was Tifa so protective of him? Rubbish I say.

what bout aerith?

Well she died, so Cloud had to settle for Tifa, personally she would of been my first choice anyhow Aerith loved Zach.

Here that may be a little bit more interesting for you boys...

http://gaygamer.net

For boys who like boys who like joysticks

Here is THEIR top 10 Gayest Character...

10. Drag Queens - Bust A Groove
9. Makoto ? Enchanted Arms
8. Tommy ? Indigo Prophecy
7. Flea ? Chrono Trigger
6. Voldo ? Soul Calibur Series
5. Benimaru Nikaido- King of Fighters
4.Juhani ? Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
3. Don Flamenco ? Mike Tyson?s Punch-Out
2. Liquid Snake ? MGS1
1. Tingle ? Zelda Series

I know Alex would probably have Tidus at the top of this list :P But see he has not been caught in the gay radar of those gay gamers. Shame :P

figured link would be put up there for some reason

they've already done the whole 'link is gay thing'

same could be said for kirby

kirby is ever more gay..

Woww this website also feature a gay gamer of the week..
Pretty funny, anyone interested? Alex?

no, but i have someone in mind, though not sure if he games at all.

tingle is hilariously gay

he's a hyrulian who wants to be a fairy boy(majora's mask)