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hehe, cliff jumping out a plane. dude if you do that before me i'll be pissed

Video Game Characters in the Closet

at 16:22 - 24th, February 2009

So Alex keep reminding me that his website needs more gaming stuff... Hehe HERE : Ive found a gaming website just for you:

So Im sorry to burst some bubbles here but I can now officially list name of lesbian character that you guys secretly want to "nail to the wall"

vikie vikie
News comment 1 | User comment 384 | 16:23 - 24th, Feb 2009

Lara Croft:

She is: Clearly deep in an ornately hewn oaken closet, Lady Croft is rarely seen with male companions and when she is, she ends up shooting them. She spent time at an all girls school and was dorm mates with hot bad ass Amanda Evert. Need we say more?

She isn't: We can't think of many reasons why Lara Croft couldn't be a closeted lesbian. She breaks gender role stereotypes, rocks it on a motorbike, wears boots and has to be shoehorned into high heel shoes by her butler? nuff said.

vikie vikie
News comment 2 | User comment 384 | 16:23 - 24th, Feb 2009


She is: She's a kick ass bounty hunter like Domino, only in a cool suit and without the 'issues'. She was allegedly referred to as male in the instruction booklet for the first game - must have got her cute dyke butchness confused. Samus is also a lone wolf type, which is what Hollywood love doing to lesbians too. Like Jade, Alyx and Lara, Samus fits the 'lone lesbian' stereotype because you can't truly be a media lesbian alone because there's no one else to be lesbian with.

She isn't: For the same reason Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace from Battlestar Galactica isn't? this reason: "Frak knows" and with regards to the Metroid universe and BSG universe Kevin Keene is no different to Sam Anders... word!

vikie vikie
News comment 3 | User comment 384 | 16:24 - 24th, Feb 2009

Tifa Lockheart:

She is: She's just got that whole vibe, even though she has the Cloud thing happening and she wears a mini skirt that's more like a belt. Her and Cloud are more like best friends than lovers. Second to this she runs a bar called '7th Heaven', which let's face it is probably owned by someone named Dawn Denbo and her lover Cindy.

She isn't: She's a bit like Trinity in the Matrix.. she's got the total vibe, but she's always giving the googy eye to a boy, so she's clearly no dyke.

vikie vikie
News comment 4 | User comment 384 | 16:25 - 24th, Feb 2009

vikie vikie
News comment 5 | User comment 384 | 16:34 - 24th, Feb 2009


Samus and Zelda? NOOOO im just you guys never would have seen the signs??!!

Alex Alex
News comment 6 | User comment 4968 | 16:45 - 24th, Feb 2009


Deb Deb
News comment 7 | User comment 352 | 22:54 - 24th, Feb 2009


Christophe Christophe
News comment 8 | User comment 766 | 23:25 - 24th, Feb 2009

this is the stupidest/most insulting thing i have ever seen as both a gamer and a man...

+10 points

in all seriousness though im really surprised 4chan hasnt demolished this place yet

Alex Alex
News comment 9 | User comment 4968 | 9:42 - 25th, Feb 2009

how is this insulting?
aside from it being a joke, i think they look for any reason to say this character is lesbian.

kinda silly if anything.

Cliff Cliff
News comment 10 | User comment 176 | 14:12 - 25th, Feb 2009

Tifa is not a lesbian okay, she and Cloud are totally an item. How else can you explain that boy in Advent Children? Why did he have the same affliction as his "father?" and why else was Tifa so protective of him? Rubbish I say.

Alex Alex
News comment 11 | User comment 4968 | 14:13 - 25th, Feb 2009

what bout aerith?

Cliff Cliff
News comment 12 | User comment 176 | 19:21 - 25th, Feb 2009

Well she died, so Cloud had to settle for Tifa, personally she would of been my first choice anyhow Aerith loved Zach.

vikie vikie
News comment 13 | User comment 384 | 12:02 - 26th, Feb 2009

Here that may be a little bit more interesting for you boys...

For boys who like boys who like joysticks

vikie vikie
News comment 14 | User comment 384 | 12:10 - 26th, Feb 2009

Here is THEIR top 10 Gayest Character...

10. Drag Queens - Bust A Groove
9. Makoto ? Enchanted Arms
8. Tommy ? Indigo Prophecy
7. Flea ? Chrono Trigger
6. Voldo ? Soul Calibur Series
5. Benimaru Nikaido- King of Fighters
4.Juhani ? Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
3. Don Flamenco ? Mike Tyson?s Punch-Out
2. Liquid Snake ? MGS1
1. Tingle ? Zelda Series

vikie vikie
News comment 15 | User comment 384 | 12:11 - 26th, Feb 2009

I know Alex would probably have Tidus at the top of this list :P But see he has not been caught in the gay radar of those gay gamers. Shame :P

vikie vikie
News comment 16 | User comment 384 | 12:15 - 26th, Feb 2009


Alex Alex
News comment 17 | User comment 4968 | 12:19 - 26th, Feb 2009

figured link would be put up there for some reason

they've already done the whole 'link is gay thing'


vikie vikie
News comment 18 | User comment 384 | 12:22 - 26th, Feb 2009


Alex Alex
News comment 19 | User comment 4968 | 12:28 - 26th, Feb 2009

same could be said for kirby

vikie vikie
News comment 20 | User comment 384 | 12:29 - 26th, Feb 2009

kirby is ever more gay..

vikie vikie
News comment 21 | User comment 384 | 12:32 - 26th, Feb 2009

Woww this website also feature a gay gamer of the week..
Pretty funny, anyone interested? Alex?

Alex Alex
News comment 22 | User comment 4968 | 12:40 - 26th, Feb 2009

no, but i have someone in mind, though not sure if he games at all.

tingle is hilariously gay

he's a hyrulian who wants to be a fairy boy(majora's mask)


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